tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post4833748446198795149..comments2023-05-09T03:49:32.379-07:00Comments on ChunkyKnubbyNavel: **UPDATED** Welcome to Preschool. Everything is a Test.Chunky Knubby Navelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15173218303600188295noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-49027041618289015472011-03-07T06:48:09.674-08:002011-03-07T06:48:09.674-08:00Thanks for the comment you left on my blog about a...Thanks for the comment you left on my blog about a million years ago. Love your writing!PonyRemarkhttp://www.ponyremark.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-42785842507205094892011-02-12T22:27:34.261-08:002011-02-12T22:27:34.261-08:00So funny, and so true! Where is our education syst...So funny, and so true! Where is our education system really going?<br /><br />One little correction though... there are actually lots of tests for preschool teachers. To get certified in Illinois for Early Education, you have to take Basic Skills, Content Area, and the APT, all of which are nasty, 5 hour tests. Yuck.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04777216669371740860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-15343927601480189052011-02-11T14:58:33.050-08:002011-02-11T14:58:33.050-08:00@Manderinblue- Wooo! This is good news. And I...@Manderinblue- Wooo! This is good news. And I'm glad someone is one my side here. I see professional documents with elementary spelling/grammar mistakes all the time...It's embarrassing. =p<br /><br />WhitneyChunky Knubby Navelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15173218303600188295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-76763282551175624022011-02-11T07:41:09.083-08:002011-02-11T07:41:09.083-08:00In other news, Wordpress let me subscribe to your ...In other news, Wordpress let me subscribe to your blog today! Hoorayyyyyyy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-36390166242493646932011-02-11T07:39:13.197-08:002011-02-11T07:39:13.197-08:00I hate it when college students can't spell ba...I hate it when college students can't spell basic words! I mean, I know some people don't have the gift of spelling, but by the age of 18 (which is when most people start college) we should have mastered the differences between your and you're at the very least. And if you're incapable of demonstrating this middle-school level ability, you should be required to go to prep school before starting college. I don't think this is too harsh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-48532187669233797352011-02-10T13:55:25.741-08:002011-02-10T13:55:25.741-08:00The answer to the last question is actually a tric...The answer to the last question is actually a trick. Use your neighbors sleeve? I think that's right.Chunky Knubby Navelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15173218303600188295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-72023458550305690762011-02-10T13:18:46.780-08:002011-02-10T13:18:46.780-08:00what's the answer for the last question? i thi...what's the answer for the last question? i think i might have failed it. HAHAHAHAHA.WaiVernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18332185980072974907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-20841006141413350832011-02-09T15:34:49.859-08:002011-02-09T15:34:49.859-08:00Whit. First, of course I clean after myself (see O...Whit. First, of course I clean after myself (see One-Cup Wonder Flush advertisement, above).<br /><br />Second, why has a sink not yet appeared on question numbered 3.? Prejudice is a terrible thing to waste, don't spend valuable capital on a trivial matter. (my attorneys will be in contact)<br /><br />Third, did you grade on a curve? If so, please provide grading matrix/matrices as applied.Mooner Johnsonhttp://www.moonerjohnson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-1449423199619957952011-02-08T15:17:24.162-08:002011-02-08T15:17:24.162-08:00Mooner, my friend, you have to THINK like a presch...Mooner, my friend, you have to THINK like a preschooler. You're score is: Teach College.<br /><br />I am alright with peeing in the sink. If you clean the sink once you're done, you might get extra credit.<br /><br />WhitneyChunky Knubby Navelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15173218303600188295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-82600272235099321662011-02-08T14:30:07.130-08:002011-02-08T14:30:07.130-08:00Whit. OK, first, what's a passing score?
Seco...Whit. OK, first, what's a passing score?<br /><br />Second, why did you ask us to lick the blocks. Now all the words are smeary on my comp screen.<br /><br />Third,how do I stay outside the lines and draw arrows inside (of the outside spots)? There are more areas than I can draw one arrow and point it at all of the outside spaces. Do I do separate arrows, or do I draw one of those multi-shated/multi-warhead arrow jobbies to point out each of the various outside the lins spots? I could do one GIANT arrow, and then (in parenthesis) name each of the specific spots the arrow is pointing at.<br /><br />Fourth,and this is a tough one, you didn't say, "Raise your hand and make a one-fingered salute, or a two-fingered one." How can you grade me on going to the bathroom if you don't know what I'm doing when I get there.<br /><br />Fifth, I pee in the sink. Please add a sink to the question block. Should you fail to do this within 24 hours, you are prejudiced. Peeing in sinks saves water. Lots and lots of water. (Buy the One-Cup Wonder Flush portable sink flush kit from Mooner Johnson Enterprises, LLC)[$9.99 for one, $16.49 for a pair] (specify his or hers)<br /><br />Sixth, I think that question 4 is racist. What's my score?Mooner Johnsonhttp://www.moonerjohnson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-50522963686385852772011-02-08T10:40:29.611-08:002011-02-08T10:40:29.611-08:00Woah, woah, woah. Milk carton opening is at least...Woah, woah, woah. Milk carton opening is at least a kindergarten level. Let's not jump ahead of ourselves here. <br /><br />I think the African-American lady probably has a Hispanic father. Yeah, for sure.<br /><br />WhitneyChunky Knubby Navelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15173218303600188295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-71705865885797908722011-02-08T10:36:41.197-08:002011-02-08T10:36:41.197-08:00I'm surprised there wasn't a milk carton o...I'm surprised there wasn't a milk carton opening section on that test. Pre-schoolers can't manage to open those cartons for shit, so you kinda have to be an expert. <br /><br />Are any of those collage students supposed to be Hispanic? I'm offended that I can't really tell. <br /><br />LorLorrainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04298599423708752471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-82479893449849663762011-02-08T07:30:56.126-08:002011-02-08T07:30:56.126-08:00Apfel- You know what? You're right. Even tho...Apfel- You know what? You're right. Even though I don't know who the governor is...the fact that I'm out to better the American education system makes me a freaking hero. I WIN.<br /><br />;) WhitneyChunky Knubby Navelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15173218303600188295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-64677466157462666812011-02-07T21:31:08.602-08:002011-02-07T21:31:08.602-08:00Stacey's comment - LOL
ROFL... You kicked the...Stacey's comment - LOL<br /><br />ROFL... You kicked the guy sitting next to you coz you needed an outlet! I would have been equally angry after reading that the girl was about to graduate "collage", what is wrong with the world nowadays?!<br /><br /> And the Aladdin guy, I have always found him so furry and huggable, ever since I was a child!<br /><br />The test looks super challenging, I am scared and nervous :(<br /><br />A badly made Churro is hardly a Churro at all - How Deep!<br /><br />At least you're willing to make the change in your own special way, by sending a letter to the estranged Governor. That is the most important thing :)Apfelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03562082315532445960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-53365703748657103382011-02-07T21:05:39.295-08:002011-02-07T21:05:39.295-08:00There were two black people in that picture. I am ...There were two black people in that picture. I am so offended.beanditchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13062037551906612855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-45980496283758541952011-02-07T18:54:37.888-08:002011-02-07T18:54:37.888-08:00Yes, Rob. That is very bad. You must have not gr...Yes, Rob. That is very bad. You must have not graduated from collage.Chunky Knubby Navelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15173218303600188295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-27660417775988588612011-02-07T18:42:45.439-08:002011-02-07T18:42:45.439-08:00haha, that is so cute!
i am definitely not... ;)
...haha, that is so cute!<br />i am definitely not... ;)<br /><br />stopping over from 20sb, btw.<br />http://www.kindnesspatiencebalance.com<br /><br />melissaMelissa Nicholshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03965258496690315877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1437351651928470911.post-68236404549055086512011-02-07T18:42:16.859-08:002011-02-07T18:42:16.859-08:00Is it bad that I failed the test?Is it bad that I failed the test?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com