So I didn’t really have a favorite comment this week, so you all lose. However, I did get a comment that complimented me AND insulted me in about 3-ish sentences which is kind of
“This is completely off-topic, but chunkyknubbynavel almost made me piss myself laughing. I just thought you should know. Your artwork is much better than anything I could do, which actually isn't much of a compliment. Sorry.” -That Ain’t Kosher
Thanks and unthanks, my friend!
Internet language has always been a frustrating topic for me. I think it is because I believe that the English language is
Friend: Hey, want to go grab some dinner.
Me: No, I can’t, man. I gotta ROFL and ROFL
“Read Oedipus for Lecture” and “Rescue Orphans from Lightweight boxers”
Friend: I’m balding.
Me: Omg, ROFL.
“Rogaine Omits Follicle Losses”
Basically, I’m very helpful and heroic...acronymically. Which is a WIJI (Word I Just Invented).
A few days ago, my anger at internet language exploded, which consequently caused two people to go without dessert because I’m that powerful.
Me: Hey! What’s going on?
Friend: Eating dinner lol
No one laughs about eating dinner because eating dinner isn’t funny
Friend’s Mom: But she loves dessert lol
Me: You can’t have any dessert either.
Friend’s Mom: Okay.
So I wrote
I'm going to be a billionaire.
If any of you dare to leave me comment that just says “lol,” I will figure out your address, and mail you a letter that says you won a free boat, but you WON’T HAVE WON A FREE BOAT. You will be sad, and I will win.