Me: Ryan, I want to quit school and open a bowling alley.
Ryan: Please think about what you’re saying. Do you really want to associate with the “bowling crowd?”
Me: Rednecks need love too, Ryan. But, I’m not going to associate with them, I am going to “own” them. It’s for the greater good.
Ryan: Mullets are not for the greater good. They are all business in the front and a party in the back.
Me: WAIT. A. MINUTE.
Me: CLASSY BOWLING ALLEY. There will be martinis and a discotheque. That’s what kids are into, right?
Me: I’m pretty sure Obama said something like that.
Me: In Time Magazine.
I’m really looking out for the children.
Since “LOL 4 Dummies” seemed to
THEN, one afternoon I was wasting time on YouTube, and searched “Taser,” (don’t question my antics) and from the videos that popped up, it became apparent to me that someone needs to teach people what should and what shouldn’t be
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