Whitney and Ryan went to the store because Ryan got paid, and Whitney mooches off of Ryan because Ryan is the one who makes the money. All of the Hostess desserts were on sale, so we had to decide which one we wanted. The conversation went like so:
Ryan: Whaddya think?
Whitney: Ho Hos are the best.
Ryan: You mean prostitution snacks?
Whitney: Ho Hos aren’t prostitution snacks.
Ryan: Well then what is?
Whitney: Cigarettes and a barbecue sauce packet.
So, good people, I now present you with Prostitute Snacks... “Because if you’re a prostitute, this will probably sound good to you.”